...nak dijadikan cerita, hari ahad hari tu, helmie sms aku suruh amik dia kat lrt bukit jalil.dia baru balik otstesen dr singapore*dia dah 2 x gi sana... aku skalik pun lom agik**nangis*.so, aku dgn gigihnya bawaklah keta akak dia yg dia tinggalkan kat umah tu gi amik dia.pas gi amik dia tu kitorang ke kepong antor kete akak dia then amik balik kete dia.bla... bla bla bla...durian...pisang...manggis...
...so dah ada durian tu, ngidam laks nak makan pengat durian ngan pulut.sssllluurrpppsss!! lama tak makan kan kan...mesti melted lady jeles kan kan!!!so kitorang decide nak masak smalam*sebenarnya aku je yang masak*.aku suruh la helmie beli beras pulut.tapi haram tak beli.smalam aku masak la kuah durian tu...
...dan sekarang aku pun feeling feeling chef diva*matilah kak nita*...
...yer puan puan... bahan-bahan yang kita perlukan adalah...
dua hengget santan
isi durian*ko gila nak melantak kulit durian tu??*
gula melaka*tapi aku pakai gula perang, kekwat kan!!
gula*susah benow nak carik gula skang*
air
daun pandan*bukan pondan yek!!**larik*
periuk belanga dan senduk untuk menggodek!!*bukan menggedik*
cara-caranya...
masukkan santan ke dalam periuk.
tambahkan air sebab santan tu pekat, so nisbah air yang dicampur adalah 1:3 katanya.
nak suruh banyak sikit kuah tu.
kalau sikit nanti tak cukup.
peponen ni melantak macam membela hantu raya*larik*padahal diorang tu memang dah hantu raya**call AirAsia beli tiket gi Timor Leste*.
lepas tu, korang masukkan 1 senduk gula, pastu 1-1.5 senduk gula perang.
kalau pakai gula melaka(kalo pantai timur panggil nisang kerek), tapi untuk menkekwatkan diri, aku pakai gula perang*sebenarnya jimat,murs murs je uols*.
ekceli jumlah gula yang dimasukkan tu bergantung *bukan gergantuans**naik erl gi klia**kepada citarasa tembolok korang.
kalau suka manis dan nak cepat mati kena kencing manis, korang tambah lah 8 kilo pun aku dulik hapa.
pastu korang campak laa durian tu skalik ngan daun pandan...diulangi...pandan bukan PONDAN*mane flight gi timur leste ni*... untuk memberikan aroma yang menyerlahkan kerakusan nafsu makan korang.
pastu korang godak-godak la.jgn sampai santan tu "berkepala".
kacau sampai menggelegak.
pastikan isi durian itu sedikit hancurlah kan, baru sedap.
so, siaplah pengat durian yang memang best asbestos...
...kalau ikut plan asal, memang nak makan ngan pulut. tapi dah pondan jiwa tu balik lambat, aku suruh je dia beli roti.sedap jugak.ada lagik kat umah aku tu.sapa nak rasa denagn tak malunya kau jemput korang yang muka tak malu ke rumah aku tu.sekian terima kasih...
p/s:aku malas nak carik pic dia.kalo ade mesti lagi meleleh.tepon murah aku ni tak dak camera.sorry yek!!!
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cam sedap ajer pengat durian tuh...
Ummmm yummyuyyyy. Tapi kena tolll ngan pulut uthhh. Sedap ek makan ngan roti. Roti yang dalam kotak tu sedap tak checah ngan benda alah tu *lari*
roti lam kotak tu roti mende aaa???tak paham laa...*koma*
nak buat guane kalu santan tu keluar kepala?...roti dlm kotak= tuala wanita???
matilah tak paham roti dlm kotak...ai pakai kotex....bungkus plastik!!!*larik*
kalu kuar pala isap jer laaa...gelak guling guling
*mati koma kene cocok!!*
mesti penat kan ko menaip entry ni. entah berapa kali ko naik flight, pergi togo, timor leste, congo dan siap naik erl lagi tu...baru siap entry ko.
nak naik je...lom naik lagik... matilah entry pengat durian tu 1o menet je...nak lawan fiebes nie...
*matilahmak feeling star*
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