November 22, 2006

Memacam Cerita...

Student Tua

...alkisah jumaat yang lepaih ada seorang makhluk ciptaan terbaik Tuhan nan Esa , makhluk yg dinamakan oleh mak bapak dia Azhar anak Ahmad.adapun kedatangan Azhar anak Ahmad ini berikutan penyertaannya ke satu pesta melantak sampai pecah perut iaitu majlis RAPAT*yg tak rapat lak leh gi, kena makan jamu serapat dulu*...

... sementelah berangkatnya dari JB pada awal pagi sesudah fajar menyinsing, maka, tergelincir sahaja matahari ke ufuk barat samapilah dia.adapun Azahar anak AHmad ini juga menggelarkan dirinya sebagai student tua kerana umurnya yg sudah agak zohor masih lagi mentelaah kitab...

... mati akal laks aku nak tulis prosa tradisional nie.tetiba feeling amik sastera laks...

...sbenonya tak dolah menarik pun ceritanya.just lelepak, sembang tak hengat donia sampai kul 6 pagi*sib baik ari ahad*, kuar ngan orang gila ni ngan partner in crimenyer, itu je. tak dak cite best pun.saje je.nak ceritanya, AzharAhmad ni seorang student yg dah Zohor aka agak kertu.sampai bilolah ko nak melanguk kat situ jahar woi!!hiks hiks...

Cekodok Ku Laku lalu Aku dicabul

...malam minggu tu ada 2 sofa datang melepak kat umah aku. satu sofa di import dari Shah Alam , satu lagik sofa di import dari Klang. kedua-duanye kelihatan semput seperti baru lepas dirogol 8 org lelaki mantap.padahal baru kena naik tangga setinggi empat tingkat.kalo kena naik tangga kat Batu Caves tu tatau laaa...

...so , sebab ala2 lapo laks, sesambil tgk dvd cap ayam aku tu , diorg pasang cite Click!.aku pun baut laa cekodok bilis. main campak je apa benda yang ada.dorg bukan tau pun aku letak apo.hiks...

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...sila abaikan kabinet dapur ituew...

...pas menambahkan lelemak dan kolestrol dr cekodok tu, sesembang laa.pesta carutan bermula. pastu gelak reramai sambil layan Click! tu. patu kan tetiba aku telah dicabul dan hampir diperkosa oleh 2 makhluk yang menyerupai jin.kejadian itu sempat diraka oleh paparazzi yang tah dari mana tah muncul...

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...tulun!!! tulun!!! i diperkosa!!!...

P/s:kepada makhluk itu , tunggu surat dari loyer i!!!c u in kot!!!

Jom Gi Makan Free

...tghari ahad tu plaks aku dijemput ke Putrajaya untuk makan free di rumah makcik nie.bukan dgn tidak malunya yek!!! dijemput!!! so , aku hangkut lah mamat ni join skali.aku ingat nak ajak orang ni skalik.jenuh aku call dr pagi sampailah tengahari.nan ado katanya.off katanya...

...so aku berdua je lah gi.oleh kerana aku tak biasa sangat jalan kat Putrajaya ni , maka OTW ke rumah kak PNut n TokeiPajak ni , maka aku b=pun jenjalan laa sampai Presint 16 walaupun umah meraka kat Presint 9...

...pusing punya pusing, sampailah jugak kat umah diorg nie.hiks hiks.yang penting dia suruh hero dia panggey aku abang.suka suka!!! sebab selalunya kalo gi umah kenkawan aku mesti diorg ajar anak diorang panggey pak cik.tuo sangat ko den nie???...

...memula segan gak aku nak sembang ngan tokei pajak yang kedainya disita nie sebab tak penah cakap pun.ngan orang yg tgh sakan diet tapi tak turun-turun jugak ni selalu laa ym katanya...

...skali dia pun okie je, baek nyer carutan dia bagik, aku pun apo lagik.orang memberi kita merasalah kan.hiks hiks.memacam mende laa sembang sambil makan. sedap akak masak!!!*matilah bold katanya...

...penuh meja katanya masak.sakan nie.siap leh ratah lagik gulai siput ngan ikan tilapia bakar tu.hiks hiks. suka suka.leh kali ajak ler lagik...

...yg bangangnyer aku nie, leh bebuat lupa laks duit rayo kat hero diorang.sowi lah, bebetul terlupa.over sangat!!!...

...lately ramai gaks bloggers yg aku jumpa. matilah tak leh sorok identiti katanya...

75 comments:

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nampaknya cekodoklah angkaranya...dengan ini cekodok adalah haram utk dimasak atau dimakan...LOL **matilaa fatwa Khomeini

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