February 23, 2007

6 thingy u donno bout me !!!

kali ni bebetul nyer .kununnya nak buat entry sesambung.tapi bizi teramat.masa yang ada amat terhad.korang apa tau!! ko hengat aku tak kerja tak bz??

str8 away to 6 things tu yek!!

No 6

cam carta laks ...

Kambing

-wei!! pak cik bukan kambing laa.pakcik cukup suka makan kambing. kalo gi kedai mamak untuk lunch mesti pak cik makan kari kambing.tatau apsal.sampaikan sorang opismate pa kcik dulu , seorang kelly ng (ko tanya fiebie mender kelly ng ne) tegur pak cik sbb pak cik obses ngan kari kambing kedai mamak.obses katanya.

kekadang tu , kalo kuar lunch ari2 kat mamak , ari2 laa pak cik makan kambing.sib baik badan tak bau cam kambing sbb tak berperangai cam kambing sgt , malas mandi. pak cik rajin mandi laaa... betul...

No 5

Ikan Darat

ada ke ikan duk atas darat?gila hapa ? korang hengat aku makan ikan belacak ke?? beli minyak dia pun tak penah!!! ikan darat ni ikan sungai laa. tak kira aa ikan apa janji ikan sungai. mesti jd habuan untuk diserap segala zat2 nya ke badan pak cik. tapi ada satu ikan yang pak cik tak leh makan. ikan belida. tu kena tanya atuk ngan nenek pak cik apsal pak cik tak leh makan.

satu lagik pak cik tak leh makan ikan kacang.pak cik tatau cam ner rupa ikan tu.tp mmg keturunan pak cik tak leh makan.mmg pantang besar tu.bukan pak cik sorang je tak leh makan. semua adik beradik dan family belah ayah pak cik tak leh makan. tatau laa kan...

motif cerita bab makan je manjang...

No 4

Iron Chef

masa umur pak cik 3 or 4 tahun , pak cik dah tak hengat dah.4 tahun kot. pak cik dah jadi chef !!! masa tu mak pak cik tgh buat kek apa tah.lupa laks.pak cik yang mmg membesar di sapur nie jgn cakap lah.mesti tercongok kat depan. pas siap bancuh tepung tu, mak pak cik kuar gi mane tah. pak cik lupa dah.tinggalkan pak cik bersama bancuhan tepung tu...

tahu - tahu , bancuhan kek tu dah ada timun yg diptg kekecik. dan esen vanila hanya tingal botol sahaja. semua adunan di gaul sebati ye!!!zap zap zap!!1 tali pinggang sapa laa yg tinggal kat daput tu. setengah jam kemudia seorang kanak2 (pak cik le tu) terikat kaki dan tangan tergolek atas pangkin bawah pokok mangga sedang menangis teresak esak.

pokok mangga tu pun dah tak de skang. rumah tu pun dah bertukar hak milik. dah tak da rupa umah kitorang dulu dah.sbb abah pak cik dah beli umah lain iaitu umah skang.dah 23 tahun kitorang duk situ. dah jd cam kampung dah kawasan perumahan tu.

tetiba ada phone call.ada org ajak pak cik dating laks.cam ner ek...nnt pak cik sambung balik yek dek non!!!

kak red... ko hengat sorang je bleh buat entry part by part???

66 comments:

Red Mummy said...

ko sama spesis ngan fiebie ke? asal dedua x leh telan ikan darat?

and akak nak tau gak, kalau ko makan ikan kacang tu, apa bakal terjadi? aku nak tau gak, aku nak fakta!!!!

Azhar Ahmad said...

Nguahahhahah, kak red, dia tak makan ikan kacang, mal nih makan balls, alah yg dua bijik sekali ngan sosej....

Nguahahhahahah...

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