October 16, 2006

...Meroyan...

... ada ketikanya, ketika betul-betul berada di tahap yang bawah, tiada teman ketawa yang mennjukkan diri.dan ketika itulah nilai sebuah persahabatan berharga kurang dari satu sen!!!...

...lupakan falsampah seorang yang skolah tak tinggi nie... *skolah aku bangunan paling tinggi pun 2 tingkat je sebb mmg dah tinggi sbb atas bukit...*

...dan episod menjadi Labu Labi kembalik.siap nak jemput kat rumah tu. punya lah gian nak makan singgang daging kelantan aku,m kenkawan aku ni sanggup g amik aku kat puchong walaupun diorg sesat kat giant.ape kejadahlah g masuk kat giant tu padahal aku dah cakap aku kat area puchong perdana, masuk terus je.sabor jer la...

... sib baik mood si dia elok.dia g hantar kat giant.kali ni hanya 5 6 org je.tak larat laa aku nak masak untuk reramai.kalo reramai tolong tak pe, ni reramai pakat makan. aku pun posa gak.tapi demi kenkawan, aku tak kesah sangat.aiman tak kesah!! hanj!!isk..posa tak baik sumpah seranah...

...tinggalkan cerita makan-makan reramai yg best gila tapi bukan best sgt nak diceritakan.tak de mender best pun selain pengalaman pertama aku tidor kat umah bujang anak dara.ko gila?? aku tido sorg dlm bilik dorang tido dalam bilik lain.lagipun adik tini ada la.ala, kepala sesekor cam g*****g. gila2...

...tak sangka seronok rupanya zaman selepas universiti.lepak reramai.cmemacam cite kluar.tetiba aku pun rasa aku sorg wanita kerana yg duk nyembang mlm tu aku sorang je laki*tetap lelaki walaupun 70% tak berapa lelaki*.cite pasal org itu ini yg dah kawin dan nak kawen, memacam.mana smer kenkawan lelaki*yg str8* dedulu yek, smer sibuk cari duit nak berbini kot.bagi yg tak nak berbini cam aku ni ade lah masa.tapi mana tah ilang smer...

... tapi kan, dalam reramai*walaupun 3 4 org je* tu, aku je tak dak kete lagik.lom ada rezeki.terasa gak rendah kan sebab asyik nompang je.saper nak sponsor kete kat aku???insyaallah, ade rezeki sebelum tahun depan adalah kot. setelah ebberapa kali tetangguh...

... banyak benda yang kena fikirkan sebelum buat keputusan. sebelum ni mmg aku ada plan nak beli dah , tapi tetiba aku tetfikir , cam na kalau kontrak aku tak disambung tahun depan.tak ke naya kan kan,gila apo.takkan nak niaga vont** nak bayor keta.masalahnya, laku ke???...

...mmg sebelum ni aku jenis, kalau aku nak aku redah je.tapi sejak dah tua nie*isk isk isk* aku banyak berfikir secara rasional dan matang.alhamdulillah.aku tak perlu berhutang dengan along semata-mata nak tunjuk kat orang yang aku mampu beli kereta!!!...

... dah aku dapat nikmati hari minggu aku dengan bermalasan tanpa perlu bersengkang mata untuk dapatkan lebih pendapatan untuk cover balik utang along n bayar kereta!!tapi setiap orang ade pendirian memasing kan...

...ooppsss!! ade orang terasa ke.sorry.tak berniat nak maki carut atau kutuk sesapa. just terfikir nak taip kan.lama aku tak buat entry cam ni.tak kisahlah ada org baca ke tak, dulik hapa aku , blog aku sker ati aku nak tahip apo!!...

...dan aku mula terfikir, menjelang hari ulangtahun kelahiran aku bulan disember ni, aku bagik laa seluruh rakyat selangor bercuti sehari sebelum besday aku.aku duk dan keje kat selalngor so , aku bg org selangor laa yek.org kl keje, jgn tak keje.sesapa yang aku ada no tepon tu, baik korang off henset korg nnti, kalo tak , siap laaa caci maki hamun carut segala kalo tak bagik adiah*matilah diktator*...

... dah tua bangka pun nak adiah ka??yerla, masa kekecik tak penah org bg adiah atau wish epi besday*nanges*.yerlah.masa kekecik dedulu kan penuh adat ketimuran.lagipun keluarga aku bukanlah bermata biru berambut blonde!!!bila dah tua bangka ni baru reti nak slebet besday ni sebab dah pandai beli contact lenses ngan kaler rambut kan!!!*matilahmak*...

... bebulan puasa ni tetingat aku zaman kekecik.tak de la kecik sangat.dah skolah menengah dah.form two kalo tak silap. rajin aku carik pucuk pakis yang kaler merah tu *org teganung panggey pucuk midin*, buat bubur lambuk.tetiap minggu katanya.sedap giler beb. apsal bubur lambuk kat cinie lain rasa dia ek.tak terliur langsung kau nak beli...

...satu lagik kuih yang aku tak jumpa lagik kat puchong ni walaupun komuniti masyarakat berasal dari pantai timur sgt ramai, tetpa tak jumpa.really missed it.kuih NEKBAT.mungkin ade yg tau kuih ni.atau ade org pantai timur baca ni ,tolong laaa bgtau kat ner ade jual kat kl ni.uuwwaa..... nak nekbat ,nak nekbat!!!...

...kalau bercerita pasal kuih sampai esok pun trak abis.hari tu dah makan kuih akok yang tak sedap.hari ni nak g ari akok tempat lain laks.then, jumpa kuih serikaya ngan tok aji serban.matilah makan serban tok aji.tapi smer kuih memanis je.sbb tu org pantai timur manis2 , kuih smer manis2*kadar penghidap penyakit kencing manis pun orang pantai timur jugak kan abg Dr*.yang penting, muka aku sentiasa manis walaupun tak de semut pun hurung muka aku nie...

...wei...korang tak pening ke baca tulisan je smerr.panjang sangta ke.nilah jadinya bila sesekali meroyan. dah laam aku tak meroyan melalut cam nie.bz giler skang. dah dekat SAP ni kan, 3 menggu lagik.uhuk uhuk.malas nak cakap pasal kerja yg bertimbun ni...

...oklah.dah 1735 ni.nak gerak dah. nak bukak posa apa tatau.carik kueh sat kat bazar ramadhan best gaks.erms...

...sebelum terlupa, congrats to all winners of Bloggers Idols 2006, specially my lovely cute pretty beauty sista*panjang puji ni kalo tak leh dapat nasi beriayani lagik tak tau la*PUAN RED MUMMY sebb berjaya mengalahkan adek2 yang suka berangan vast termasuk aku jugak tap iaku bukan adek2 dah.jugak kepada big bro baek sporting hensem macho lagik menggiurkan Abg DBI yang gila glemer, n also nun jauh diseberang tambak johor Ms Nadh, dapat no 3 pun kira menang gak sebb aku ni no pun tak dak. tahun depan kalo ade lagik Bloggers Idol ni aku nak masuk lagik*matilah Miss Tak Serik-serik... opss... tercarut organiser*...

...sekian..

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